I could try to be all cool and sneaky and get out some lie about such and such but it's not going to work. You know it's April Fools Day. We all do. I won't get anything past you. I'm not even going to try.
It snowed this morning. We all thought it was some huge prank pulled by the weathermen, but it wasn't. but school wasn't even canceled. Bummer.
So yeah. This is a boring post. Go somewhere else for funny pranks. Yes, you can leave now.
But wait! Look what I found in my paper this morning!