I keep blogging about APUSH. You're probably so sick or it by now that you want to reach through the screen and strangle me if I mention that abbreviation once more. If so, that's awesome! It means I'm not alone in my misery. It also means I find joy in your suffering. So ha.
Anyway, we have a new girl in APUSH today. From Florida. A week and a half before the AP exam. Wow. I feel kind of bad for her, because our class is so completely unlike any other class ever. Extremely unstructured, weird, and crazy.
But if you want proof (or "factual evidence" as we say in history) of us being total nerds, we introduced ourselves by going around and saying our names and favorite historical figure.
Mine? Guess, and I'll tell ya later.
"So then Ronald Reagan gets elected and he destroys all the evil Commies with his sword. Write that on the AP exam! 'Ronald Reagan destroyed the Commies with his sword.' "
"So it's like Teddy Roosevelt's Big Stick, except sharper?"
"Fighting in Korea was nothing but America defending its overinflated ego. The big, bad Soviet bullies were trying to take our toy truck in the sandbox, and man, we were gonna get them back because WE are the sandbox bullies and they had better not challenge us!"
"I think what we've agreed upon here is that the best policy is to always lie to the American people, and you're golden."
"At one point in the arms race, the US and Soviets combined had enough nuclear weaponry to blow up the Earth eleven times."
"What? That makes no sense...why blow it up eleven times? That's stupid."
"So you don't care if the world gets blown up, so long as it only happens once? This is why the future is doomed."