Wednesday, November 30, 2011
It's like losing, except more fun.
I have 50,003 words, but my novel isn't quite down yet. I'll probably need another thousand or so to wrap things up. But regardless, I WON.
I can write fifty freaking thousand words in a month. Friends, I do believe I am invincible.
Go ahead, shoot me, the bullet will bounce off because vampires have an extra chromosome and because Edward loves Bella and because I have my 50,000 word novel to use as a shield.
Out of random curiousity, now that I'm on the subject of novels protecting against bullets, how many sheets of paper could stop a bullet from going through?
I suddenly really want to know this. Google, here I come.
Google is conflicted on the answer. Apparently depends on type of paper, type of gun, type of bullet, and so on. I just want to KNOW, Google! How could you fail me? *headkeyboard* sdfhnkjKsdhn
Someone, please test this for me and discover the answer.