- No throwing spoons at people.
- Keep your voice level between that of a platypus at lunchtime and typewriter at 49.8 wpm.
- No sic-ing dinosaurs on anyone.
- Anyone who mentions pea soup will be thrown out.
So...the topic of today's debate is:
It sums up all the awesome things about life. Well, except wizards and Darren Criss and dinosaurs. And whipped cream and loam. But close enough, okay?
It also sums up the controversies of life. Obviously, are you Team Ninja or Team Pirate?
Team Ninja has katanas, night vision, death gazes of death, ninja stars (see diagram, left hand), and awesomeness.
Team Pirate has Jack Sparrow, Captain Hook (see diagram, right hand), swords, cannons, eyepatches, and awesomeness.
And then, of course, there's robots and zombies. The Roboters believe that the world will end when the robots gain sentience and will destroy us all. The Zombiers believe that the world will end when the zombies come back to life and destroy us all.
Of course, there are other opinions. There are the Mayaners, whose Bible is the movie 2012. Also, the Obesitiers, who believe childhood obesity will eat us all from the inside out. And the Staplers, who plan to destroy the world with a staple gun. There are so many opinions on how the world will end.
Is it strange that there is no one out there predicting how the world will NOT end???