But yes, today is the excellent day devoted to St. Patty. He is Irish. And a saint. And likes the color green. And that's about all I know.
Actually, I don't know much about the Irish in general either....I will list all the facts I know about the Irish. Here:
- They like the color green
- They are short and have red beards, and give away gold at the ends of rainbows
- They once had a notable lack of potatoes
- They like beer
- They dislike the Brits
- They have a Boston basketball team named after them
Today is the day to honor the Irish. We all wear green. We might do other things too, but I don't know what they are. I'm not Irish, remember? I just used toady as an excuse to wear my fantastic bright neon green tank top. And some green bead necklaces that I borrowed from my friend.
Other than that, I can't recall anything that made today very Irish-y. What a ripoff.
P.S. To see an amazing, beautiful Venn Diagram depicting my feelings on this holiday click this link right here.
P.P.S. On a very random note, I wonder who Mr. Venn is, the one who invented Venn Diagrams. I'd like to meet him sometime, he seems like an interesting guy.