Sunday, July 3, 2011

Updates and Damage Control

Yes, I am aware my dear lovely brother was here.  Luckily, I happened to sign up for a little thing in the sidebar, which, as the title tells you, gives me an annoying email whenever something gets posted.  Seems like a good idea now, so that I can know when "certain people" decide to go nosing around my stuff.  No worries, though, the other day I hired a ninja who may or may not be in his room tonight with a katana.  Don't tell him.

I'm also mad at him because we both ordered random TeeFury shirts, and he claimed the Firefly one while I'm stuck with some random thing with a scantily clothed robot woman on the front.  Arrrghhh.

I was away on vacation last week, and my brother didn't get to come because he sucks.  Just kidding, he went to a juggling festival instead and I'm jealous.  I spent a lovely week boating and swimming and fishing and cleaning fish (ick).  I won't go into details on that because I'm sure there are some vegetarians and things who may shoot me in the face.  I respect you, don't murder me please.  Mutual respect?

Anyways, I don't have much to say, considering I've spent the last week in The Middle Of Nowhere, NY.  I could go into details about fish and playing with cousins and how there are more fields up there than buildings and more Amish buggies than cars (okay, exaggeration.  There are some cars.  But still).

I think the best part of yesterday (the 6-hour car ride home) was when a guy told me I'm awesome and meant it(!)


  1. Your hilarious brother sounds like a terror :) I'm sorry that he left you with that robot shirt and ditched you for a juggling festival.

    As for me, I may be a vegetarian but I promise I won't harpoon you in the face for cleaning fish. To be honest, before you mentioned vegetarians, I thought you meant cleaning fish like removing slime from their scales and putting them back in a pond type thing xD Wow, I'm naive, lol.

    Anyway, it doesn't surprise me that a guy told you that you're awesome- you are!!!

  2. Misanthropic socialiteJuly 3, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Oh, come on, Samus Aran is anything but scantily clad, she has a full-body robot suit and you can't even tell she's female until she takes her helmet off at the end of the game. You be the jury, is this a bad shirt?
    Heck, I even gave her an option. It was that or the Fallout "Drink Nuka-cola" shirt.
    I'd like to point out that the whole point of these shirts is that they were picked randomly, and as the one with the credit card, I think I ought to get first pick.

    Your 'ninja' tripped when he lunged at me, and is now in the woods somewhere in a black plastic trash bag. I expect the police will find them in a decade or two.

    Also, as you so kindly pointed out, there is a subscribe box to the right. Quite useful, I've found :D

    "I think the best part of yesterday (the 6-hour car ride home) was when a guy told me I'm awesome and meant it(!)"
    Who's this now? You shall be telling me of this.

    I'm not going to bother writing more poetry, but will instead now end all of my comments with a reminder that I don't ever forget to be awesome, and you shouldn't either.

  3. @Lola - I'm glad you have no vicious intentions, because my face has enough damage as it is. Thanks, by the way, you're awesome too!

    @Umm,IGuessICan'tCallYouByYourNameSoIDon'tKnowWhatToReferToYouAs - You think it's an awesome shirt? Okay, take it and give the the Firefly one. And are you just going to keep commenting now? Oh God. DFTBA.


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